slutsy:

Someone date me or just fuck me idrc

(via drugqueenie)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via ant0rm)

cyndeequil:

"babe wake up we gotta watch yugioh"

(Source: veita, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

egberts:

coolscar:

egberts:

what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar?

he got 12 months

crime isnt a joke

(via laughcentre)

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain, via ha-ze)

howidiotic:

must we mackle more???? haven’t we mackled enough???

(via maggiferguson)