what if instead of medical marijuana they had medical marinara wHOA
We need more brilliant thinkers like you in our government.
(Source: metroid-prime, via ageoface187)
*wanks seductively*
i meANT WINK
i found a baby turtle in my closet and proceeded to shove it up my ass because it felt so good i kept going until the turtle choked and died and PETA was like yo wtf dont do that how would you like it if you choked in someone elses shit and i was like “are you kidding me, i would love that” so the lesson today is never trust a white person
