spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

(via humorking)

fruitgod:

Glow x

telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

(Source: telapathetic, via humorking)

17yr:

parents: *yelling at me*
me: do u guys even listen to drake

(via moltres)

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

(via humorking)