todeswalzer:

Majestic as fuck
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

(Source: y0u-belongwithme, via cockarotto)

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
rebecca-blacks-crocs:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

whaddup bitches im here

priority parking