nevver:

Nothing to be done

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

(via outraged)

straightwhiteboyproblems:

take me home….

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via spunkyteengirl)

ninekingscorrupted:

nerdylittledude:

foxbabies:

rvndy:

hugsandhairtugs:

At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.
Fun fact:  Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.

This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California

or that your penis reaches all the way to California

two kinds of people

Two kinds of people
zolloc:

flood / zolloc

fuck-benedict:

new favourite insults:

  • absolute bagel
  • useless paperclip
  • first bread slice
  • yellow marker that was used to colour over something dark and now colours a really distressing muddy yellowish-brown
  • tangled headphone cord
  • ketchup pre-cum

(via howinternet)

nevver:

Jazz in the afternoon