attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

(via itsminttu)

ganz ehrlich du bist der behindertste idiot der mir je unter die augen gekommen ist .... du solltest dich vergraben gehen, tu mir den gefallen ! und ja tu mal irgendwas gegen dein hässlichstes gesicht :D

by Anonymous

Go fuck yourself you fucking immature junkie retard! Go mess with someone elses life you! You are a Canceeeeer! Stop fucking with my life!!! Leave me the fuck alone you slut!

*accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*


which boob is the clitoris

(via thefuuuucomics)