twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

(Source: instantlys, via suspend)

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

(Source: tipslip, via that-asian-you-know)

clungetastic:

my drug dealer cracks me up

image

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

the-devil-beside-you:

Begotten. 1990’.

v-arda:

vardaesque:

"maybe if i ignore my assignments they will magically go away" a college story

“they didn’t” the riveting sequel

(Source: urulokid, via oscareleven)