pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

jesuschristvevo:

tltty:

snow WHITE? aw hell no we need to get some diversity up in this bitch

snow half lebanese half korean

how can you be half lesbian

i misread this. i’ll see myself out

(Source: hungarian, via cockarotto)

most-awkward-moments:

so the other day I was at someone’s house and I was playing with their dog and he was so cute and he stayed with me the whole time and we really hit it off so before I left I tried to take a picture of him and the little fucker posed and smiled for me

(Source: durncriss, via lock-and-loll)

flyawaymax:

wheatleylaboratories:

obsessedobsesser:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 


IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM


In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE


NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND



at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours



you used the wrong flag France

Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!

Can we be included in this!?



Tumblr is the only place I can think of where a picture of an eggplant turns into a battle between countries.

snarby:

nepets:

snarby:

nepets:

snarby:

nepets:

snarby:

whats up hot stuff

WHAT DID YOU SAY

i said “WHATS UP HOT STUFF”

NO I SERIOUSLY CAN’T HEAR YOU CAN YOU SPEAK UP

WHAT! IS! UP! HOT! STUFF!

WHAT

IM YELLING AS LOUD AS I CAN

(Source: gwyndor, via lock-and-loll)

futurefantastic:

dashing through the snow

in a one horse_ebooks sleigh

o’er the hills we go

(via prayformeimgay)

septagonstudios:

Josh Ln