so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

(Source: zeusyallday, via suspend)


“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

(via humorking)


basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: lilveganmami, via inxorrect)

I’d like to have a word with you. The word is sex.

(Source: bejarj, via that-asian-you-know)