nohetero:

cracked:

Whoa.


This has to be the largest paradox I’ve ever seen
bootycaroler:

safedashSAFEdash the dash IS SAFe VERY SAFEso safe so many locks so muchsafety  SAFEDASH
scrotumcoat:

tight schedule
no unplanned stops
tastefullyoffensive:

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wifihotspot:

why blaze it when you could glaze it

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wh-iskey:

bambiix:

lokifeelsruinedmylife:

66inches:

zackisontumblr:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

i put a bra on for you.

i got off tumblr for you

i put on nice clothes for you i don’t have a lot of those

I shaved my legs for you. 

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