Anonymous asked: can i just say i love your tumblr and that i love you 5ever [dat mean i love you moar dan 4ever]
not-one-fuck-given: according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star you’re actually a few million years late. that star is dead just like your dreams
Nothing worse than spellcheck while sexting →
theysaylaughteristhebestmedicine: funniest10k: I can already feel my duck in your puppy.