The woman that has lied the most to me, has been...
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Im smoking some dope ass weed right now! Im so mutherfucking high man!– people who haven´t even touched marihuana in their entire existence
Say what? If I can work fucking extra fucking...
3 am phone call: "Hey are you asleep?"
maddiiii: “NO, I’M FUCKIN’ SKYDIVING” I say I’m sleeping even though I’m awake lol.
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