So yesterday I went to the movies with this girl, she seems nice and shit. I was going to buy the tickets for 127h but they were sold out, we went to see “RANGO”. Ok movie starts, she starts asking the most irracional and stupid things about the movie; “omg why are they on a desert? Are they in Egypt?”. OMFG bitch was so dumb! U wanted to bit of her nipples and swallow them with my soda! But she some finee boobies, so I was just like ” yes babe, their in the middle of fucking Egypt, oh look a mummy there? Saw that? Saw that?”. But we made out and I touched her boobies so, was a cool night anyways :D WINNING!