March 2011
Dumb girls are the best kissers.
Fact.
So yesterday I went to the movies with this girl, she seems nice and shit. I was going to buy the tickets for 127h but they were sold out, we went to see “RANGO”. Ok movie starts, she starts asking the most irracional and stupid things about the movie; “omg why are they on a desert? Are they in Egypt?”. OMFG bitch was so dumb! U wanted to bit of her nipples and swallow them...
24 march 1994!
Damm 17 years now fking this planet, nice! Hbd to me!
Ask something :D anyone?
Watchmodestlybold:
pragmatically-outrageous:
ohimsorrythisurlistaken:
-thesehazeleyes:
diorjeousgurl:
juniorochoa:
CLICK THE SQUARES.
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
OHMYGOSH MUSIC EVERYWHERE.
OPEN CONTENT IN NEW WINDOW IF YOU HAVE TO.
WOOOW.
IT’S SO SHINY!!!
lol, theres an app for this btw it’s called TonePad and i have lots o fun on it
When you throw something at your friend but it...
onlythreewordseightletters:
When someone says "penis" at school
marwoo:
Elementary school:
Middle school:
High school:
the baby
Somone (hot) stalks you!
ansfair:
YOU HEAR HIS FOOTSTEPS
HE’S CLOSE
HE’S GETTING EVEN CLOSER
SO CLOSE
YOU’RE REALLY SCARED
BUT SUDDENLY HE LEFT YOU
YOU WANT HIM TO COME BACK
That moment when the teacher says your name...
ilikenarwals:
english-rose1408:
The Class Is Like:
You’re like….
All the fucking time
My teachers dont know my name. I get Kathleen, Katie, my middle name, MY NAME IS KATE BITCH.
Math is the only place where I hear a person...
parisian-tiger:
bestpostarchive:
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“
“Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day—”
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
DIABETES, MAYBE?
LMAO yeahhh
BEST XXX Story Ever
Follow my buddy here, philosopher on the process,... →
My face when I randomly get new followers
thisday-undone asked: aw thank you :D you're really sweet
when you hear your parents coming
michellesanchez:
bloodtruth:
kushkrazy:
Skills^
The skill I’ve mastered.
I just... want to feel nothing...
That awkward moment when someone is getting...
myeuphoria-:
beatriz-borges:
gamebeneaththespinlight:
When every thursday I’d brave those mountain passes And you’d skip your early classes And we’d learn how our bodies worked. God damn the black night with all it’s foul temptation I become what I always hated When I was with you then
loved it!
Reblog if you want (5) ridiculous questions.
the only negative effect of marijuana is that it...
truth
ilikenarwals asked: Cool mustache! :D
Reblog if you want a message to just make you...
mcfadders:
just gunna keep reblogging this till it works ….
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
hipsterwavves:
i’m usually like
bahahaha the gif is perfect.
im supposed to be in class….. FUCK IT tumblr teaches more.
JULIAN Y U SO FKING AWESOME!
