Dumb girls are the best kissers.
So yesterday I went to the movies with this girl, she seems nice and shit. I was going to buy the tickets for 127h but they were sold out, we went to see “RANGO”. Ok movie starts, she starts asking the most irracional and stupid things about the movie; “omg why are they on a desert? Are they in Egypt?”. OMFG bitch was so dumb! U wanted to bit of her nipples and swallow them...
24 march 1994!
Damm 17 years now fking this planet, nice! Hbd to me!
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When someone says "penis" at school
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ansfair: YOU HEAR HIS FOOTSTEPS HE’S CLOSE HE’S GETTING EVEN CLOSER SO CLOSE YOU’RE REALLY SCARED BUT SUDDENLY HE LEFT YOU YOU WANT HIM TO COME BACK
That moment when the teacher says your name...
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when you hear your parents coming
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gamebeneaththespinlight: When every thursday I’d brave those mountain passes And you’d skip your early classes And we’d learn how our bodies worked. God damn the black night with all it’s foul temptation I become what I always hated When I was with you then loved it!
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