'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

(Source: tany4, via suspend)

suspend:

i dont need a date i need cash

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sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

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kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

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shady-god:

it’s a perfect day to not give a fuck

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